Long-time Tax Court observers snap up judicial conundra, admiring the intellectual sinuosities that befuddle counsel and make them yearn for any off-ramp they can sell the client. Judge James S. (“Big Jim”) Halpern is no slouch in that department, so trusty attorneys for both IRS and Todd A. Govig & April M. McGrath et al., Docket No. 22991-22, filed 7/1/26, can consider their July Fourth weekend ruined by the nine (count ’em, nine) pages of conundra Judge Big Jim bestows upon them.

After telling them to brief a Loper Bright attack on the SDLIA reg (Reg Section 1.61-22(d)(2)(ii)), he sends them down a briefing rabbit hole via Section 83(h) and Section 419, telling them to emerge with QinetiQ Holdings, Inc. & Subsidiaries firmly within their grasp.

For the QinetiQ backstory, see my blogposts “Truth or Forfeits,” 7/22/15, and “Unbonded,” 10/30/18.

Oh, and of course trusty attorneys may brief anything else they think is to the point.

Taishoff offers this translation from the Halpernese: “Settle this case, guys. If y’all keep this up, y’all will not like the opinion you will make me write.”