It’s the best, and probably the most quoted, aphorism of Dr. Samuel Johnson. “Depend upon it, sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.”
Judge Courtney D. (“CD”) Jones echoes Dr. Sam’s observation, as she takes ZMZ Global, Inc., Docket No. 15380-22, filed 8/21/26, off the 180-day status report track, where it’s been since Valentine’s Day a year ago.
The latest billet doux from ZMZ announces they and IRS reached a basis for settlement in May, are working on a stiped decision, and hope to file same “shortly.” Order, at p. 1.
Judges love settlements, and Judge CD Jones is no exception.
“The Court appreciates petitioner’s report and is encouraged by the parties’ apparent progress toward resolution of this case.” Order, at p. 1.
Except.
“Petitioner requests that the Court retain jurisdiction and require status reports every 180 days if the decision document is not filed.” Idem.
Do I hear a waltz? More to the point, maybe so might could be Judge CD Jones hears a waltz.
“…the Court concludes that continuation of the 180-day status report track is not warranted under the circumstances; specifically, petitioner represents that a decision document is expected to be filed shortly. Accordingly, the Court will remove this case from the 180-day status report track and direct the parties to file either a proposed stipulated decision or a further report within 60 days.” Order, at p. 1.