In Uncategorized on 03/15/2019 at 16:29

Is Coming to Our Island

Those of my readers who have followed the tangled trail of Jonathan Zuhovitzky & Esther Zuhovitzky, Docket No. 3489-16, filed 3/15/19, united in life but maybe not in tax status, will no doubt echo my surprise (a Taishoff “Mein! Was ist das?”) at the latest removal of their trial.

Judge Vasquez started us in Berlin, as Jonathan’s bad back (“severe scoliosis, nerve root compression syndrome, herniated discs, osteochondrosis, and sciatica”) prevented him from venturing beyond the banks of the Spree, requiring Jonathan and Esther to teletubby their trial.

But then came Tom Sawyer, Tax Attorney, a job description never dreamt of by Samuel Langhorne Clemens, to throw State Dep’t. shade on any Reality TV from the Prussian capital. The upshot thereof is that Jonathan’s back improves sufficiently for him to cross the North Sea to London, where Tom Sawyer Tax Attorney, State Dep’t., and apparently Terry May, are down with the Jonathan and Esther Show.

But now comes the kicker. IRS and Jonathan and Esther file a status report.

From this, Judge Vasquez is pleased to announce that “…this case is calendared for a one-week Special Trial Session on July 15, 2019, at 10:00 a.m. in Room 206, Jacob K. Javits Federal Building, 26 Federal Plaza, New York, New York 10278.” Order, at p. 1.

Judge Vasquez doesn’t state whether this will be a TV special or a live-from-New-York. But it should be a good show regardless. Plan your summer vacation now; New York is a summer festival.

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