I don’t, but that’s not news.

And even though it isn’t a hot flash, Friday, April 15, 2016 is Emancipation Day in Our Nation’s Capital, thus bestowing its holiday largesse upon individual income tax filers and giving them until Monday, April 18, 2016 to file and pay, or seek extension and pay, their 2015 personal income taxes. And the extended ones have until October 17, 2016, to file their belated returns.

No extensions for payment, of course; penalties apply.