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THE TOSSED PETITIONER

In Uncategorized on 10/29/2018 at 18:01

I’ve commented recently about the quick toss Ch J Maurice B (“Mighty Mo”) Foley has accorded impecunious petitioners who fail to kick in the sixty bucks with their petitions. Today there’s another, John Daniel Martin III, Docket No. 20709-18, filed 10/29/18.

John Daniel filed 10/22/18, and gets tossed today for nonpayment.

Ch J Mighty Mo cites Section 7451.

And ever since the 1954 Code, that Section and its successors have said “(T)he Tax Court is authorized to impose a fee in an amount not in excess of $60 to be fixed by the Tax Court for the filing of any petition.”

The problem is what the pro se petitioner sees is not Section 7451.

On the Tax Court website, the instructions for the Simplified Petition (Form 2) state: “To help ensure that your case is properly processed, please enclose the following items when you mail your petition to the Tax Court:

“4. The $60 filing fee, payable by check, money order, or other draft, to the “Clerk, United States Tax Court”; or, if applicable, the fee waiver form.”

That’s it. The last thing on the list is the fee payment or waiver application.

But if a letter, or any paper at all, has routinely been treated as a defective petition, or even a money order without anything else has been deemed sufficient to commence a case (see my blogpost “Show Me The Money,” 11/13/13), why isn’t the filing fee or waiver app in first place on the list, in CAPITAL LETTERS, with a warning that, however meritorious the claim and however well-pleaded the petition, it’ll get tossed if you don’t put in one or the other from the getgo?

But wait, there’s more.

The Form Application for Waiver of Filing Fee can be filed separately from the petition. It need not be simultaneously filed. So how if a petitioner files, but has to gather information for a meritorious and complete waiver application? There’s no place in the form of petition to make such a request.

Before anyone throws Rule 20(d) at me, which mandates payment of filing fee simultaneously with the filing of the petition, the second sentence thereof says the Court may waive the fee “if the petitioner establishes to the satisfaction of the Court by an affidavit or a declaration containing specific financial information the inability to make such payment.”

Well, when does the petitioner get to seek a waiver, if the petition gets tossed a week after it’s filed?

This is not an attack on Ch Judge Mighty Mo, but rather an example of how the system gets out of synch with reality.

The forms need revising: if the rules are “pay up, waive or go home,” fine, I’ve no argument. Just let’s have the forms warn the pro se (or even counsel) what the rules are.

If, once warned, the petitioners fail to read and heed, they’ve only themselves to bemoan. And the lackadaisical or recalcitrant can be freely tossed.

TEFRA RUNS DIAMONDS A CLOSE SECOND

In Uncategorized on 10/29/2018 at 17:19

The old DeBeers slogan certainly applies to TEFRA. Though supposedly put out of its misery by Congress three years ago, the 1983 dinosaur lumbers on.

First up, Trust u/w/o BH and MW Namm f/b/o Andrew I. Namm, Andrew I. Namm and James Doran, Trustees, Transferee, et al., 2018 T. C. Memo. 182, filed 10/29/18. You’ll remember Andy & Co. from my blogpost “No Fishing,” 7/18/18, but now Andy is going after bigger fish than IRS’ files on his white-slippered advisers. Andy wants SOL tossing the Section 6901(c) transferee liabilities levied on his nine (count ‘em, nine) consolidated co-petitioners.

It’s the Section 6229(a) TEFRA SOL extender vs the Section 6501 standard 3SOL. I’ll spare you 33 (count ‘em, 33) pages of Judge Albert G (“Scholar Al) Lauber’s “somber reasoning and copious citation of precedent,” as he holds that the longer period obtains, and Andy and the als must go to trial (or maybe settle).

Next is that classic TEFRA DADs case, Sugarloaf Fund, LLC, Jetstream Business Limited, Tax Matters Partner, et al, 2018 T. C. Memo. 181, filed 10/30/18, from the neighborhood that lives forever, Mr. John E. Rogers’ neighborhood. Judge Goeke will grow old on this one, along with the rest of us.

But it’s been great blogfodder.

For the three (count ’em, three) years at issue, Judge Goeke has to decide “…whether Sugarloaf should be recognized for tax purposes, who Sugarloaf’s partners are and who is taxed on its income, whether Sugarloaf revenue should be subject to self employment tax, whether various FPAA adjustments reducing expenses should be sustained, and whether the penalty under section 6662(a)3 should apply.” 2018 T. C. Memo. 181, at p. 2.

Well, Mr Rogers “rolledup” various investors in his other schemes, without consulting them or getting their consents, into Sugarloaf, which he totally controlled. He also controlled Jetstream, which owned Sugarloaf, and took in and dropped out other Sugarloaf partners as his whimsy led him.

Needless to say, there never was a partnership between Mr. Rogers and the Brazilian tapped-out creditors who sold him their junk. So Mr Rogers gets Sugarloaf income, with tax and SE thrown in. He does get some deductions he paid to various counsel, but none for fostering and exploiting his nefarious schemes.

IRS gets two years’ worth of Section 6662(a) chops, but blows the Section 6751(b) Boss Hoss on the third. Though IRS tries to wild-card in approval post-initial assessment, that meets with Graev difficulties.

YAH YA

In Uncategorized on 10/29/2018 at 16:34

No, not a misspelling of the 1961 Lee Dorsey, Clarence Lewis, Morgan Robinson and (maybe) Morris Levy hit with the peculiar lyrics. This is the sad story of Kaamilya F. Abdelhadi, 2018 T. C. Memo. 183, filed 10/29/18.

But in the year at issue someone filed MFJ with grocer “Mr. Abdelhadi,” who apparently has no given name, but who had fathered two of Kaam’s children, under the name “Yahya Abdelhadi” . The thing was, Kaam and Mr. Ab weren’t married that year. She did marry Mr. Ab seven years after the year at issue.

Mr. Ab was apparently a tax dodger as well as a grocer, because Kaam got innocent spousery for the year she married him and two succeeding years.

The issue here is the “stand alone” Section 6015(e)(1) that Kaam filed for the year at issue. That year the MFJ 1040 was filed in the names of Mr. Ab and “Yahya Abdelhadi,” IRS audited, and Kaam signed a Form 870 waiver and Form 4549 consent to changes, hitting Kaam with $30K in deficiency and chops.

Judge Pugh: “Before her marriage petitioner considered herself single and used her maiden name of Sebree on documents.  Nonetheless, a joint Form 1040, U.S. Individual Income Tax Return, was filed for petitioner and Mr. Abdelhadi for [year at issue].  Petitioner did not see, review, or sign that return; she has not seen it since; and it is not part of the record.  A refund check was issued to Mr. Abdelhadi and petitioner (under her maiden name).  Petitioner was unaware of the refund check at the time it was issued and did not endorse it.  The signature that does appear on the check does not match petitioner’s signature on other documents in the record.   The address on the check was that of Mr. Abdelhadi’s grocery store, not petitioner’s home address.  Petitioner knew of the grocery store in [year at issue] but worked only limited hours there (without pay) because she had to care for a special needs child.  She did not work otherwise in [year at issue] and did not file a tax return for [year at issue].  She did file returns for [preceding year] and [subsequent year], and for both years she listed her filing status as single.” 2018 T. C. Memo. 183, at pp. 2-3.

IRS applied her innocent spousery refunds for the three (count ‘em, three) years for which she was entitled to innocent spousery to her liability for the year at issue. Even though there clearly was hanky-panky with that return and refund.

My eagle-eyed and incredibly hip readers have already spotted the problem.

“Respondent does not dispute the facts but counters that because petitioner filed a petition seeking review of respondent’s denial of her claim for relief from joint and several liability under section 6015(e) (known as a “stand-alone” petition), not a petition for redetermination of a deficiency, our jurisdiction is limited to a determination of whether petitioner is entitled to relief under section 6015, not whether petitioner is liable for the tax.” 2018 T. C. Memo. 183, at p. 5.

Of course, Section 6015 is available only to those who filed a joint return. Kaam a/k/a Yahya did not, and no one questions that whatever Mr. Ab filed, or caused to be filed, it wasn’t a joint return.

“In a stand-alone case, such as petitioner’s, section 6015(e) gives us jurisdiction to determine whether relief is available under section 6015 only. But we can grant relief under section 6015 only if a joint return has been filed. We also have held that the filing of a joint return is a condition for relief under section 6015 but not for our review of the denial of a claim for relief. Because petitioner did not file a joint return, there is no relief we can grant under section 6015.  And we do not have jurisdiction to order respondent to refund any amounts although she may be entitled to file a claim for refund on the basis that she was not liable for the tax paid toward Mr. Abdelhadi’s [year at issue] tax liability with her retained refunds….  And we do not have equitable powers to expand our statutorily prescribed jurisdiction no matter how unfair the circumstances may seem.  Finally, we cannot amend pleadings as petitioner requests to give us jurisdiction to order a refund of an overpayment even though it appears that she was not jointly and severally liable for the tax owed by Mr. Abdelhadi for [year at issue].  See secs. 6213(a), 6512(b) (generally restricting the Court’s jurisdiction to order refunds to cases in which a petition for redetermination of a deficiency has been filed); Rule 41(a) (barring amendments after expiration of time for filing a petition if the amendment would confer jurisdiction over a matter that was not already within the Court’s jurisdiction under the petition).” 2018 T. C. Memo. 183, at pp. 6-7. (Citations and footnote omitted).

The footnote says maybe the SOL has run on a refund claim for the three years’ worth of innocent spousery giveback IRS grabbed from  Kaam a/k/a Yahya.

Takeaway 1- Counsel, when you’re on a “stand-alone,” raise refund, lack of opportunity to contest, and fraud, to the extent you’ve got any rational basis for so claiming.

Takeaway 2- See my blogpost “I’m From The Government, And I’m Here To Help” – Part Deux,” 3/19/15.

FOUR DAYS IN OCTOBER

In Uncategorized on 10/26/2018 at 17:14

I never cease to be confounded by Ch J Maurice B (“Mighty Mo”) Foley’s quick kicks of petitions when faced by nonpaying petitioners. At first, I thought he was hearkening back to his days in private practice, when he learned, along with the rest of us, to toss nonpaying clients speedily. Except his bio on the Tax Court website doesn’t say he was ever in private practice.

Still, as far as I can tell he set the all-time record today. According to today’s order, David Lynwood Toppin, Docket No. 20829-18, filed 10/26/18, filed his petition on Monday, October 22, 2018.

But Toppin never sent in a check. So Ch J Mighty Mo tosses his petition today.

Now Toppin has another case pending from February (Docket No. 3998-18), and didn’t send in the sixty bucks then either. So just last week Ch J Mighty Mo gave Toppin until Guy Fawkes’ Day to ante.

If the October petition was a duplicate of February, or if petitioner is manifestly a wiseacre, sure, toss it whether or not the sixty bucks came with it.

But if a petitioner in February gets nine (count ‘em, nine) months to come up with the sixty bucks, why does the same petitioner not even get four days in October?

VESTED OR DIVESTED?

In Uncategorized on 10/25/2018 at 15:39

No opinions today, but Judge Holmes has an order that should be a designated hitter if it isn’t already, Rui-Kang Zhang & Jau-Fei Chen, Docket No. 10488-10, filed 10/25/18. No, that’s not a typo; this case is older than most Bourbon.

R-K & J-F were in the infamous National Benefit Plan, which tried to disguise individual employer insurance purchases as multiemployer plans via Sections 419 and 419A. When IRS blew this dodge up, R-K & J-F folded their plan and took in their policies, paying tax on the $160K FMV of policies plus some cash they got, for a total around $200K.

But IRS is hunting bigger game, and socks R-K & J-F for $550K, claiming that the policies were “vested” as well as “distributed,” thus triggering both Section 402(b)(1) and 402(b)(2). If that’s so, then the policies must be valued without regard to any provision triggering a lapse of the policy.

A policy that can never lapse is clearly worth more than one which can. So IRS wants to avoid dealing with surrender charges (which take place during the early years of a policy but which phase out the longer the policy is in effect; this is to compensate for the insurance company’s sales costs, which typically run for some years after a policy is issued), which Section 402(b)(1) does, using Section 83(a) not-subject-to-forfeiture rules.

R-K & J-F want to focus on Section 402(b)(2), which limits a distribution to the FMV of what the distributee actually got.

“Even the Commissioner’s textual argument specific to this case doesn’t cohere once one looks at it. He argues that according to the Plan’s terms, once petitioners’ corporation notified the Plan of its withdrawal, petitioners became ‘beneficial owners’ of the policies. The reason is that the notification triggered the Plan’s obligation to identify petitioners and fix their claim to the Plan’s assets, creating ‘a separate [vesting] event’ at ‘a slightly different moment in time’ than distribution. But this Plan had an unusual feature — the notification didn’t take effect immediately, but only started a 23-month waiting period during which petitioners could forfeit their benefits by dying or leaving the corporation’s employ.

“The Commissioner admits that this meant there wasn’t really vesting right away. But, he says, petitioners in this case agreed to an amendment to the Trust to waive the 23-month waiting period. This means that there really wasn’t a risk of forfeiture, and so the vesting rules of section 402(b)(1) apply.” Order, at p. 4.

The waiver of the 23-month hold was in a standard form given to every withdrawing employer as part of the exit package. Thus, says IRS, vesting becomes part of withdrawal and distribution.

Judge Holmes isn’t buying.

This is like saying when the Plan administrator cuts a check and puts it in a stamped envelope, the money is “vested,” and when the taxpayer gets the envelope and opens it, there’s a “distribution.”

Nope, the caselaw says the two subsections of Section 402(b) are disjunctive. Section 402(b)(1) deals with transfers of policies from one trustee to another, whereby they are no longer subject to surrender charges or the like, and vest per Section 83(a). In that case the employee never gets the policy or cash or anything else in hand. But when the lucky employee gets money in hand, it’s a distribution, and the FMV of cash is cash.

IRS loses. But I will give IRS’ inventive counsel a Taishoff “good try, third class.”

Judge Holmes asks, somewhat plaintively, if the parties are going to settle, or will he have to try this case the next time he goes to Buffalo. C’mon, guys, spare Senior Judge Holmes the Buffalo Waterfront in the winter.

 

“IN ANYWISE BELONGING”

In Uncategorized on 10/24/2018 at 17:30

The late Frank D. Streightoff, before becoming the late Frank D. Streightoff, put a bushelbasketful of marketable securities and cash into a family limited partnership, the greatest part of whose limited partnership interests he kept for himself. His daughter, subsequently his executor, set up an LLC as general partner, which she ran. The assets were managed by a professional manager.

The limited partnership never held meetings or votes. The late Frank D.’s children were minuscule limited partners, with no power to combine to do anything.

The late Frank D attempted to assign an assignee’s interest in his limited partnership interest to his self-settled revocable trust, of which said daughter was trustee, rather than the whole enchilada. But he gave away too much, so when he became the late Frank D it turns out the trust had the partnership interest itself, and not an assignee’s interest.

This meant there’s no lack-of-control discount available to the late Frank D’s estate, and the discount for lack-of-marketability must be computed based upon a shorter lock-out period, due to the trust’s greater control over the limited partnership interest and thus the limited partnership.

At least Judge Kerrigan so holds in Estate of Frank D. Streightoff, Deceased, Elizabeth Doan Streightoff, Executor, 2018 T. C. Memo. 178, filed 10/24/18.

The issue, of course, is exactly what the assignment from Frank D to Frank D’s trustee (Elizabeth) assigned: the limited partnership interest itself or an interest in the limited partnership interest less than the whole interest.

“The agreement provided that decedent made an ‘assignment’ of all of his limited partnership interest in [the LP].  It provided that decedent transferred ‘[his] interest in the above described premises, together with all and singular the rights and appurtenances thereto in anywise belonging, unto the said Assignee, its beneficiaries and assigns forever’ and that he bound himself and ‘[his] heirs, executors, and administrators to * * * provide any further documentation or  execute any additional legal instruments necessary to provide the assignee all the rights the Assignor may have had in the property.’  The agreement provided that the revocable trust “by signing this Assignment of Interest, hereby agrees to abide by all the terms and provisions in that certain Limited Partnership Agreement….” 2018 T. C. Memo. 178, at pp. 8-9.

Oh, that boilerplate!

While State law defines interests in property, “(T)he doctrine that the substance of a transaction will prevail over its form has been applied in Federal estate and gift tax cases. In particular, we have indicated a willingness to look beyond the formalities of intrafamily partnership transfers to determine what, in substance, was transferred.” 2018 T. C. Memo. 178, at p. 16. (Citations omitted).

And Judge Kerrigan is willing, ya betcha!

“The agreement provided that decedent made a transfer to the revocable trust of ‘[a]ll of * * * [his 88.99%] limited partnership interest’ in [limited partnership].  It further stated that decedent transferred with the interest “all and singular the rights and appurtenances thereto in anywise belonging”. Although the transfer was labeled an ‘[a]ssignment’, the agreement states that the revocable trust is entitled to all rights associated with the ownership of decedent’s 88.99% limited partnership interest, not those of an assignee.  All ‘rights and appurtenances’ belonging to decedent’s interest include the right to vote as a limited partner and exercise certain powers as provided in the partnership agreement.

“The agreement provided that decedent was bound to provide any documentation or execute any legal instruments necessary ‘to provide * * * [the revocable trust] all the rights * * * [decedent] may have had’ in the limited partnership interest.  Decedent’s rights in the limited partnership interest were those of a limited partner in the partnership.  The agreement satisfied all the conditions for the transfer of decedent’s limited partnership interest and the admission of the revocable trust as a substituted limited partner.” 2018 T. C. Memo. 178, at pp. 17-18.

Finally, “Ms. Streightoff signed the agreement as manager of [limited partnership]’s general partner and gave consent to its terms, which provided for the transfer of all of decedent’s rights in the limited partnership interest to the revocable trust.  The parties have stipulated that the transfer was a permitted transfer.  Lastly, the agreement provided that the revocable trust agreed to abide by all terms and provisions of the partnership agreement, and Ms. Streightoff executed the agreement on behalf of the revocable trust.” 2018 T. C. Memo. 178, at p. 19.

Whatever was transferred, there was no difference: Elizabeth as trustee had all the information of a limited partner, and absence of voting rights here is not significant.

Takeaway: Before reaching for the formbook or opening the form file, ask what it is that you’re trying to accomplish.

PATIENT – BUT THERE ARE LIMITS

In Uncategorized on 10/23/2018 at 15:53

That’s Judge Albert G (“Scholar Al”) Lauber, fellow-alumnus of a well-regarded local high school with my colleague Peter Reilly CPA and my nephew, and MA Clare College (Cambridge).

Today, we have Judge Scholar Al issuing a well-tempered warning to Azael Dythian Perales, 2018 T. C. Memo. 177, filed 10/23/18.

Az seems to be a serial blower, but his blowing is wide of the mark.

“His Form 211 and the materials appended to it, apparently cut and pasted from various websites, were rambling and incoherent.  He made no discernible allegations regarding the tax liability of any person.  Rather, he alleged that numerous individuals and entities – banks, public utilities, California government entities, and agencies of the U.S. Government–had committed espionage, conspiracy, bank fraud, and other crimes. He adduced in support of these assertions no factual material of any kind.” 2018 T. C. Memo. 177, at p. 2.

Well, the Ogden Sunseteers assigned 11 (count ‘em, 11) claim numbers to Az’s excurses, and bounced every one of them for no credible information, no tax information and no specific information. Ogden sent no branch of IRS any of Az’s stuff.

Az petitions, of course.

Judge Scholar Al gives IRS summary J tossing AZ.

Here’s the kicker: “Petitioner is no stranger to the Office or this Court.  He has filed numerous substantially similar claims for award, advancing in each case unsupported allegations of criminal activity by hundreds of individuals, corporations, and government entities, including Federal courts.  In no case did he allege a Federal tax underpayment or noncompliance by any discernible taxpayer.  We have granted summary judgment to respondent in three cases so far.  Two more cases wait in the wings. Our patience is wearing thin.” 2018 T. C. Memo. 177, at pp. 5-6. (Citations and footnotes omitted).

Az, read and heed.

PEDE-TEMPTIM – PART DEUX

In Uncategorized on 10/23/2018 at 15:32

Judge Holmes has a designated hitter for us, Damon R. Becnel, 14707-14, filed 10/23/18. Y’all will remember Da-Bec and his trusty yacht  Britney Jean, the entertainment facility. What, no? Then check out my blogpost “Go Fish – Part Deux,” 8/2/18.

Judge Holmes sent the parties out for a Rule 155 beancount, but Da-Bec had no numbers to riposte to IRS’ arithmetic.

IRS, however, is too quick off the mark, moving to enter decision on their numbers.

Judge Holmes: “This isn’t quite the right pigeonhole–Rule 155(b) says that in the absence of agreement between the parties, ‘[t]he Clerk will serve upon the opposite party a notice of such filing and if, on or before a date specified in the Clerk’s notice, the opposite party fails to file an objection or an alternative computation, then the Court may enter decision in accordance with the computation already submitted.’ A check of the Court’s docket shows that no such notice was ever sent to petitioner; the Commissioner likewise doesn’t seem to have attached a certificate of service under Rule 21(b)(1) — at least none was scanned to a .pdf image on the Court’s docket.” Order, at p. 1.

So to save the hard-laboring Clerk any further labor, Judge Holmes recharacterizes IRS’ motion as “Respondent’s Computations Under Rule 155.” And he tells Da-Bec to come up with his own in three weeks.

If Da-Bec doesn’t, Judge Holmes may enter judgment based on IRS’ numbers.

THE MAN WHO KNEW TOO MUCH

In Uncategorized on 10/22/2018 at 18:24

Christopher Schorse, Petitioner, and Cynthia Palabrica, Intervenor, 2018 T. C. Memo.176, filed 10/22/18, reprise the Doris Day – Jimmy Stewart – Alfred Hitchcock classic, and as in the movie, Chris is the man who knows too much.

Chris the computer guy originally got innocent spousery from IRS because of the losses allegedly sustained by loved-once OB/GYN Cynthia’s Sub S, that Chris deducted although he shouldn’t. But then Cynthia intervened, and Chris’ innocent spousery for the two (count ‘em, two) years at issue is out.

For the years at issue, when Chris and Cynthia were still wed, each kept their own bank accounts, but paid mortgage, insurance and utilities from a common account. Cynthia paid the greatest portion of their children’s high-priced private school and high-priced nanny.

But Chris did the taxes. Cynthia gave Chris the K-1s she got from her wholly-owned Sub S, which showed delightful losses.

But Cynthia’s accountant told Chris Cynthia hadn’t enough basis in her Sub S stock to deduct the losses.

So Chris dispensed with the time-honored two-adviser rule (see my blogpost thus entitled, 6/23/16), and did it himself.

Judge Paris: “…intervenor provided petitioner with her tax information, including her [Sub S] Schedules K-1, Partner’s Share of Income, Deductions, Credits, etc.  Intervenor’s [Sub S] Schedules K-1 reflected losses for [years at issue]. Petitioner asked intervenor and her business accountant about the losses.  They informed him that intervenor did not have a sufficient basis in [Sub S] to deduct the losses for those years.  For each year in issue petitioner calculated their tax liability both with and without the loss claimed.  For each year in issue petitioner then instructed his business accountant to prepare and file a joint return that claimed the loss deduction.  Petitioner thought that the information on intervenor’s [Sub S] Schedules K-1 was similar to the information he would have reported on his business’ Schedules K-1 and that the profits and losses reported on intervenor’s [Sub S] Schedules K-1 were the amounts to be used on the joint returns.” 2018 T. C. Memo. 176, at p. 4.

Chris took full responsibility for all tax issues in the divorce decree.

Chris knew Cynthia was paying the freight for the children’s school and nanny, and the tax refunds generated by the Sub S losses went into home improvements.

Judge Paris trudges through the Section 6015 options, both regular and streamline, but at the end of the day, it boils down as follows.

” Although many of the factors for equitable relief either favor petitioner or are neutral, petitioner’s actual knowledge of the losses deducted on the joint returns, his involvement in preparing those returns, and the significant benefit he received from the understatements weigh too heavily against him to allow relief.  Weighing all the facts and circumstances, the Court finds that petitioner is not entitled to relief from joint and several liability under section 6015(f).” 2018 T. C. Memo. 176, at pp. 22-23.

Too much knowledge is as dangerous as too little. See my blogpost “A Dangerous Thing,” 4/13/11.

THERE ARE DAYS

In Uncategorized on 10/19/2018 at 16:41

And There Are Days

There are days when the life of a blogger is a land of milk and cliché, when surfeit becomes embarras de richesses, as Sinaiatical full-dress T. C.s and no less weighty T. C. Memo.s vie with designated hitters. The cornucopia overflows with “somber reasoning and copious citation of precedent,” combined with literary skill, and gravitas without over-portentousness.

And then there are days. Usually Fridays, more often than not before three-day weekends, but not necessarily.

I remember a super-efficient office manager three (or was it four?) law firms ago, whose word was law. Offending her meant being sent to a real estate closing of unendurable length, at the outermost reaches of public transport, on a Friday afternoon, before a three-day weekend, in a snowstorm.

Fortunately, such is no longer my fate, but today is a day of drought. No opinions, no designated hitters, only Judge Holmes again dissing the partitive genitive and Ch J Foley correcting a caption to show reports of petitioner’s death were greatly exaggerated.

Enough. See y’all Monday.