I said it long ago: “I wouldn’t be so presumptuous as to claim succession to the role of the late and much-lamented A. G. Linkletter, a hero of my childhood so long ago. But reviewing the activities of the self-representeds as they navigate the straits of The Glasshouse in the City of the Ongoing Purges is a strong temptation.”

Mark Barry Zemanek, Dockets No. 8984-25, filed 4/3/26, has Ch J Patrick J. (“Scholar Pat”) Urda trying to decipher a next-friendship bid from one not conspicuously disabled or incompetent, who is seeking unorthodox representation.

“…a motion to be recognized as next friend, as contemplated by Rule 60(d), is appropriate where a taxpayer cannot prosecute his or her Tax Court case without assistance due to incompetency or incapacitation and does not have a duly appointed fiduciary under state law.

“Petitioner does not appear to allege in his Motion to Be Recognized as Next Friend that he is incompetent or incapacitated, nor has he attached a current statement from his personal physician (or other medical documentation) supporting such a conclusion. Rather, to the extent the Court understands petitioner’s Motion to Be Recognized as Next Friend, he is asking the Court to allow him to represented by an attorney who is currently in inactive admissions status. This is not the nature of representation contemplated by Rule 60(d).” Order, at p. 1.

To the extent Taishoff understands it, “inactive admission” means an attorney admitted in a jurisdiction which would allow said attorney to seek admission to Tax Court via Rule 200 but who has not currently applied or, if having applied, cannot satisfy Rule 24(a)(3). But I do crave enlightenment, as in fifteen (count ’em, fifteen) years of covering Tax Court, this is the first time I have met with that phrase.

Meantime, Judge Scholar Pat sends Mr. Zemanek either to try again, showing he is in fact incapacitated or disabled, or to contact the LITC nearest him.