That tactic doesn’t work in Judge Courtney D. (“CD”) Jones’ division, although the approach of the Cup playoffs makes us old-time fans recollect the great Bobby Clarke of the Broad Street Bullies doing that thing again and again.

Gurpreet S. Padda & Pamela B. Kane, Docket No. 7260-19, filed 3/20/26, and IRS tell Judge CD Jones that really truly they only need 90 (count ’em, 90) days more to stip out both this case and Docket No.15807-22.

Judge CD Jones says that’s cool but move the puck (although she puts it more elegantly than I).

“The Court appreciates the parties’ representations and will grant the requested 90 days to file a stipulated decision. Nevertheless, the Court notes that the Petition in Docket No. 7260-19 was filed more than six years ago (see Doc. 1), and the Petition in Docket No. 15807-22 was filed more than three years ago (see Doc. 1). Given the age of the cases, the parties are advised that the Court will be inclined to restore each case to the general docket so that it can be calendared for trial, if a proposed stipulated decision is not filed in 90 days.” Order, at p. 1.

I’ve often before now suggested that either the Ch J or an administrative judge traverse the dockets and bestir dilatory litigants to “stip out or try the case now.”  Moreover, she “strongly encourages the parties to meet in person, if at all possible.” Order, at p. 1. (Emphasis by the Court).

It would be presumptuous of me to award Taishoff “Good Jobs” to Judges but I can express hearty agreement with Judge CD Jones’ approach.