My publisher tells me I have readers in Brazil, Paraguay, Argentina, Chile, and Peru. My source tells me that Bolivia, a plurinational State, is bordered to the north and east by Brazil, to the southeast by Paraguay, to the south by Argentina, to the southwest by Chile, and to the northwest by Peru.

 I have no readers (don’t count ’em, there aren’t any) in Bolivia. So I make my request as follows: Señores/Señoras/Senhors/Senhoras, please knock on your next-door neighbor’s door, or ring the doorbell, and ask politely that please somebody there look me up. Many thanks.