Whereas today is a holiday in my country, which “honors the American labor movement and the power of collective action by laborers, who are essential for the workings of society,” and

Whereas, I do as little work as possible, even when it is not a holiday, and

Whereas, there has arisen considerable doubt this blog is “essential for the workings of society,”

Therefore, be it resolved, there will be no blogpost today.

Honor to the laborers.