But I Won’t Do That

And the reason why is that I don’t have jurisdiction. So like Meatloaf in Jim Steinman’s 1993 hit song (released just 22 years ago tomorrow), Judge Cohen must reject the plea of Annamalai Annamalai & Parvathi Siva Annamalai, Docket No. 15887-13, filed 9/14/15, although which of them is suffering in durance vile is not stated.

Here’s the Annamalai tale.

“On September 9, 2015, petitioners’ Emergency Motion to Request for an Order From the Court to Order the Detention Facility to Place Him Out of Segregation Hole was filed. This document is not an appropriate motion to file with this Court in that it seeks relief that is not available within the limited jurisdiction of this Court.” Order, at p. 1.

So whichever (or both) Annamalai is incarcerated in the “Segregation Hole,” Judge Cohen can’t help.