In the words of Jessie J, Dr. Luke, Claude Kelly and B.o.B. from their 2011 hit “Price Tag,” this blog is not about the money money money. Yes, it’s advertising for me, but contrary to the anonymous e-suggestion I just received, I will not be putting up a PayPal button here or start accepting credit cards any time soon.

I receive considerable satisfaction from the effort I put in here, but no, IRS, this is not a Section 183 hobby operation. I intend to make a profit from my practice.

That said, if anyone wants to mail a check to me (please, no cash), I won’t say no.

But no client-attorney relationship is created until we exchange fully-executed duplicate original counterparts of a retainer agreement.