No, not my unfortunate conflation of Charles Lamb with Sammy Fain and Irving Kahal, nor yet another old client surfacing from the silt-stirred waters of Tax Court (see my blogpost “All Those Old, Familiar Faces”, 1/19/12), but rather the release from durance vile in ice-cold Marcy, NY (and no, I don’t know where that is either) of one who bears a name from the past.
From out of the pages of yesteryear comes an Order from The Judge Who Writes Like a Human Being, a/k/a The Great Dissenter, Mark V. Holmes, entitled L. Dennis Kozlowski, Docket No. 3498-10, filed 1/16/14.
Remember L. Dennis? No? How fleeting is fame. While I never met L. Dennis personally, I well remember closing the sale of the Fifth Avenue duplex wherein were cached the famous $8000 shower curtain and the $2000 wastebasket, and he wasn’t even a government contractor. The law firm with which I was then associated represented the cooperative housing corp that owned the building, and we were far from lonely at that closing, as the DA, the State and Federal taxing authorities were gathered round like a kickoff return squad over a football downed at their adversary’s two-inch line.
And for $20 million bucks or thereabouts, it was quite a show, just about nine years ago today.
Well, Judge Holmes was going to try L. Dennis’ case in Buffalo, NY right before Thanksgiving, except L. Dennis was still a guest of myself and the other People of the State of New York.
Now that L. Dennis has served his eight-and-change, he and IRS think maybe they can make peace at Appeals. As we know, Judge Holmes is enamored of Appeals, and will send IRS and taxpayers there every chance he gets.
So just let Judge Holmes know around Valentine’s Day how that’s workin’ out for ya, L. Dennis.
And here’s another character, newer but still irrepressible. It’s John Ryskamp, he of Docket No. 13681-11L, filed 1/16/14, the man who has proven beyond a reasonable doubt that flattery will get him nowhere. See my blogpost “Enough”, 1/8/14.
Back already, John? You know he is. And Judge Holmes has him again.
This time, barely a week after Judge Holmes booted him into touch, “Petitioner quickly moved for orders
“vacating that decision;
“that the Appeals Office answer each and every argument in
the Request and that assessment and collection be enjoined
pending further order of the Court;”
“that his case be reassigned to another judge; and
”enjoining the ‘collection of any individual State or Federal
income taxes, Social Security taxes, Medicare, State
unemployment taxes or student loans . . . pending further
order of the Court or any sums levied on individual income.” Order, at p. 1.
But that’s not all, folks: “He included in his package a supplement to his previous ‘petition’ to the Court of Appeals to the Federal Circuit that seemed to be in the nature of a motion to that Court, but which he apparently filed only in Tax Court.” Order, at p. 2.
I guess John’s view is one court is much like another.
Anyway, “This case was closed with the entry of the order granting respondent’s motion for summary judgment, so all the motions other than the one seeking to vacate the decision are untimely. In considering petitioner’s motion to vacate decision the Court looks to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 60. See, e.g., Etter v. Commissioner, 61 TCM 1772, 1773 (1991). FRCP Rule 60(b) is the rule that’s applicable here, but it requires some showing of ‘mistake, inadvertence, surprise, or excusable neglect;’ or ‘newly discovered evidence that, with reasonable diligence, could not have been discovered in time to move for a new trial.’ Order, at p. 2.
See my above cited blogpost for the grant of summary judgment finally bouncing John after his trip to Appeals failed.
And as for compliance with FRCP 60, “Petitioner here meets neither of these standards. It is unlikely that the Court will allow further motions from petitioner in this now-closed case. He is advised to file a notice of appeal if he wishes additional judicial review.” Order, at p. 2.
John, go play somewhere else. Judge Holmes wants to spread the joy.
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